Sunday, May 4, 2014

Look At What I Did!!!

So I've recently ridden in a car for 10 hours to spend 4 days in Mayo Clinic at Rochester M.N. The first day on the rode wasn't that bad but then again in the beginning the rides are never that bad.  We stopped at Wall Drug and I got to dominate the Jack Rabbit :)


If you're ever in South Dakota you should stop by its pretty fun... But that may just be because I'm a child haha. Anyway the fun didn't stop then we stopped in Suix (I probably spelled that wrong) Falls which I proceeded to get into trouble by going somewhere I wasn't supposed to go.


I guess this is why I didn't mind the ride over... we actually did something other than ride in a car. :/ But the highlight of this entire journey had to be my encounter with the Jolly Green Giant :D.  

(BTW he's a woman 0.0)

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

One Just Wasn't Enough

I've already written a post tonight...morning... it's 12:50 am what do I call this?! Anyway I posted in this blog already and it wasn't enough so I'm going for a two-fer.  Lucky you :) 

This topic... I guess my hopes for this summer seeing as I am almost done with school.  How have I managed this? Precise calculations, not going to school, getting kicked out of home school (Best achievement ever), going to a bad kids school and then doing independent study there that litterally consists of a weeks worth of serious learning.  Yes, my junior year starts and ends this week... assuming that I'll actually do the work this time. 

ANYWAY, back to the summer hopes... Yah I don't have a whole lot.  I plan on volunteering at a humane society, maybe working at the hotel again (By the way I was a housekeeper at a hotel), aaaaaannnnddd finally buying all the games I never got around to playing this winter ^.^ Bring on the Assassins Creed and Dead Rising baby! 

On one hand I cant wait for summer but on the other I wan't it to be volleyball season so I can throw it in my coach's face that I'm now (Thanks to Cross Fit) a bad ass mother fucker >:) Lets see her try and find a reason to bench me again. 

OH! Story time!... short story time anyway.  Well, my coach... we'll call her The Craw... she literally just gave us the whole "Have fun" speech before our game so naturally I smiled during the game... because I was having fun... And the bitch benched me saying "I don't know whats so funny about losing".... Like are you fucking serious?! I should have took my uniform off right then and there... well at least if she does it to me this year I'll have nice abs to show off when I throw my uniform in her face.


Well... that was a fun detour from my original topic... I really hate that lady if you can't tell. 

Well I'm off to go on a food hunt.  My mom is on a diet so naturally she rid the house of anything tasty... :( Lord please, just this once, let there be a cookie or something in my pantry... please!
  

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Facepalm -.-

I've recently ventured my way into memory lane and ran right the fuck out of there.  How was I so stupid?  Honestly, I have no idea how I thought I was cool while dressing like a "G" and well being a pretend hooligan.  I was that 12 year old who trash talked over the Internet... I feel so ashamed. 

 Haha I'm so thug chucking that W in the air with my cat in the background... *FACEPALM*.  I've got to say though I still do enjoy the music I used to be addicted to.  Brokencyde, Dope, Simple Plan, and all the others that I can't remember right now... So at least I only looked stupid... and acted stupid. 

I'm not too ashamed though I mean I did manage to keep my virginity and I never did drugs... So high five for past Kylee! ^.^ 


Looking back I know I've changed... alot. 

I used to be a HUGE liar and I'd always lie about the stupidest shit like having old friends that didn't really exist. One time, way back in first grade, I went on a school trip and told everyone that my aunt owned the zoo we were in.  I gave everyone of the animals a fake name and even got one of my best friends, at the moment, into it.  Funny thing is the only thing I remember about him was that he ate, or pretended to eat, some gum from under the bus seat. Grossed. Me. Out. 
  
Thankfully I don't lie anymore :) so I think I might post some stupid stories that I remember from my childhood... maybe it'll explain to you why I'm mostly insane.  

So yah... the end.  I guess :)   

Friday, March 21, 2014

I Should Really Get A Crown For This.

Ok, I've taken procrastination to a whole new level, like really I deserve a crown or a cape or SOMETHING!  I've reached the level of it that I can announce this proudly.  I've got 5 no 4 days to successfully complete an entire quarter of homeschool aaaannnndddd I'm deciding to do... whatever this is instead. 

On a different note I joined a gym!  And being the genius that I am I ate a whopper right before I went the first day.  So you could say I defiantly excelled that day (Sarcasm) and I haven't been back since... but I HAVE ate a whopper since.  I think you can tell where my priorities are... if I have those.

Let's see what else have I been up to?  I died my hair... don't have a picture of it but I'll just let you know it's darker.  Thank the Lord for that.  Prom came and went.  Worst. Day. Ever.  I literally HATE prom with a passion.  Though I do enjoy post prom.  We had a mechanical bull... that was pretty much the highlight of the night.

I've recently accepted the fact that I have no idea what I'm doing when I use makeup.  It was a nice realization and I don't wear it anymore (says the girl putting makeup on right now).  Yah I'm lying.  No matter how much I wish I could just give up makeup and looking pretty the girl part of my brain comes out and ruins the day.  :P

I'm pretty much just blogging to avoid writing an essay on whatever I want.  WHO THE FUCK DOES THIS TO KIDS?  If I'm going to have to write an essay you better fucking give me a topic.  This is ridiculous!  I just had to write one just like this in the beginning of the year.... wait. I'm an idiot...

Friday, January 31, 2014

Welcome! To Wherever You Are :)

Alright! So, I've created this blog to really help keep me sane through my home school life and well a life with a disease.  I'm pretty sure I've mentioned this before but I was diagnosed with Systemic Juvenile Idiopathic (Great name for me huh) Arthritis.  So to make sure you people who may or may not be reading this I'll give you the cliff notes on my life so far.

I was born November 3rd 1996.  Yes I am 17 years old (Woot woot for R rated movies and M rated games!)  

When I was little I was nicknamed BooBooBear 'cause I got hurt alot.  My mom likes to refer to my child self as "Hell on Wheels".  

I have a rock in my head from when I was little.  I fell out of the truck while we were pulling into my drive way. Thus my next nickname of "Rock Head"

Through out my life I had a number of falling and injuring myself but I never broke anything except my toe.  Which was broken by someone I hate with all my heart and I shouldn't name her so I'll call he Saggy.  Anyway she broke my toe because she stepped on it while we played soccer in gym... She broke my toe so she deserves my wrath!

This is going to be a long post... 

Anyway to make this even shorter I moved from Hardin Montana to Wyoming and that's where I am now! 

The rest doesn't really matter you'll figure it out as we go along.