Alright so I wouldn't say I'm an exceptionally "bad person" but I'm not good either. Sure I haven't gotten drunk or done any drugs... illegal drugs but I have a childish need to fuck with people and they don't even have to know! Anyway, I recently lost my phone in the snow (Luckily I found it) and I figured Karma would get off my ass if I confess... even if it's to a bunch of people that probably won't read these.
1. Well, my first confession is probably my most recent... thing. But first! Some explaining. My principle in one of my schools is completely and utterly bat shit crazy. I can't explain my dislike towards the woman so I'll just describe her quickly. She's a liberal, feminist, dwarf that treats her high school students like preschoolers. I shit you not on the first day she legitimately read a picture book meant for kids that are learning to read to us. She makes us call her Dr. even though she's a principle so I call her Duh. Anyway, I was in school doing my work (Like a good kid) when Duh came up to me and tried to explain how to use a program I've been using since I was 10. I did not ask for help. I knew what I was doing and when I tried to tell her to fuck off in the nicest way possible she snapped at me for being rude... and being me I looked away annoyed and spotted a eight legged friend crawling on my desk.... Long story short... I put a spider in her coffee.
2. At school I use the personal hotspot on my phone to watch youtube videos during class.
3. I play this game in class where I try to stick as many pieces of tape onto the person in front of me without anyone noticing.... my record is 56
4. Ok, this has an explanation as well. My science teacher/ volleyball coach is the biggest bitch I've ever met. Again I can't really explain the hatred I have for her but I've honestly never hated anyone but her... and it's so much hate my parents won't buy me a gun because they're worried I'll end up shooting her. So with my fiery hatred for this son of a bitch I try my best not to do anything too rash but it's so hard! I did little things like stealing the worksheets before class or taking the dry erase markers but my worst "prank" was when I put milk in her tea... she's lactose intolerant. She spent our entire class period in the bathroom.... I honestly can't say that I'm ashamed of that one.
....This is long enough for today... Plus SWTOR is done updating so I actually have something to do... so uh, bye?
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